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You can read my latest article on CollegeHumor called Aragorn Goes to My High School. Or don’t. Really, I just want you to see this picture I Photoshopped of Aragorn AKA Strider in a varsity letterman jacket.
Little known fact: Jake Hurwitz is a huge Lord of the Rings nerd. Maybe the biggest I know. And I say that knowing a lot of Lord of the Rings nerds. The image of Jake dressed in suit and tie outside last year’s Hottest College Girl Party, reenacting some nerdy LOTR monologue, shall forever be etched into my retinas. No matter how much bleach I use.