Okay, here’s the deal.

Since I am very well-known and famous (generally adored by every living soul), I am often sent free things. These things range from promotional copies of books to boxes of crap promoting shitty TBS sitcoms.

This time I have a copy of this book, which I will send for FREE to the winner of this contest. The rules are simple. All you have to do is watch the embedded video above and then pick the YouTube comment that I did not actually find under this video.

Again, 9 of these comments are true and 1 is made up. Find the fake one and either leave the number in the comments section below or email it to me. The first one to do so correctly gets this book shipped to them.

Your options:

1. “i love this song. it reminds me back in the day. it actually makes me wanna cry!!! i mean it..”
2. “i still look up to this guy”
3. “i nutted after i heard this song”
4. “this ist the beautifulst song in the world”
5. “this song sux”
6. “Pause it at 4:12. He looks just like Jesus being crucified. I’m sure that was intentional.”
7. “i heard this at work, and i fell to my knees and cried”
8. “i feel so bad for michael cause im not sure how he feels about being white i still love him”
9. “Thanks for the video. This song is ETERNAL. Michael is one of the greatest singers of our time. I thank God for making him because he is the source of inspiration for so many things that happened in my life!!!
   Thank you MJ, you are the BEST!!”
10. “Me again! I like chocolate cake”

This is in no way, shape, or form an April Fools’ prank. I am just very giving today. Site will be updated when a winner is decided. Go!

EDIT: AND THE WINNER IS BRITTA, WHO ANSWERED THE CORRECT ANSWER OF “#5.” WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER SAY THAT TO THE FREE WILLY THEME SONG?!

MORE FREE STUFF = MORE CONTESTS TO COME.