stuffaboutminneapolis:

My Face Is Melting

Let me drop some knowledge on you folks. It is HOT and Sticky in Minnesota. If you say “Oh I thought you guys still had snow on the ground in July HAHAHAHA”, I will karate chop you in the neck. How hot/sticky is it in Minnesota right now?

DON’T WORRY SON, I LOOKED THAT SH*T UP FOR YOU!!

T=Temp H=Humidity

Minnesota
Minneapolis 84T 90%H
Lakeville 83T 99%H
Saint Cloud 82T 94%H
Madison 84T 100%H

The Rest Of The World
Barra Do Garcas, Brazil 70T 94%H
Iquitos, Peru 73T 94%H
Impfondo, Congo 73T 94%H
Abidjan, Ivory Coast 75T 100%H
Mumbai, India 81T 94%H
Bima, Indonesia 74T 89%H

What does it all mean? It means that Minnesota is one of the most uncomfortable places on the planet right now.

The Planet. Earth. Right now.

Take your snow and ice jokes and shove it.