December 2007
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Disconcerting?
While at home, I came across this picture that I drew when I was seven. It somehow appears to be a bald eagle snatching up a rabbit who was previously engaged in some type of trapeze act with a rabid squirrel. I’m not sure what this means besides that, 15 years ago, I had a crippling experimentation period with acid.
Top 10 Top Ten Lists of 2007
10. Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The 108-Inch Television (January 19)
9. Top Ten Little Known Facts About Derek Jeter (April 26)
8. Top Ten Messages Left On Britney Spears’ Answering Machine (March 16)
7. Top Ten Signs Your Baby Is Too Fat (September 26)
6. Top Ten Suprising Facts About Dick Cheney (June 26)
5. Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts (April 18)
4. Top...
Weird
I just saw Into the Wild for the third time in theaters. This marks the first time I’ve seen a movie that many times on the big screen since 2005’s Razzie-nominated Dukes of Hazzard. I don’t know if this is a good thing in that I’ve finally spent money on a worthy movie or bad in that it took me three years to do so.
My Review of "Mulholland Dr."
This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. Wait, what? This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. This is confusing. LESBIANS! This is confusing. This is confusing. This is...
Kelis' Thought Process for Feeling the Need to...
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TMAD
Today is the twelfth and final Morning After Dexter for this season. Here is the season finale recap. To read all of them, click here. Anyway, happy Wright Brothers Day!!
I Learned a Lesson
When publishing an article on the internet, make sure your phone number is small enough so as not to be easily read. That way it is less likely that people will call your number all day and not even leave a voicemail. Except for Dude From Apparent Ohio Region who sounded like he was on drugs/from Louisiana/on drugs in Louisiana.
Thanks Dude From Apparent Ohio Region!
Call It Another Impulse Buy
The other day I found myself wanting to buy a website. Most of the good ones are taken (thanks “Google” and “CNN”) but I still found one. I had thought about starting up another site based on a narrowed down subject a few months ago. Why didn’t I? Because I’m lazy and rude and I didn’t know what to do it on. But then I did. So instead of building it up...
Call It An Impulse Buy
There should be warnings on all computers that read “Do not operate when really tired at 3am because you might go on Ebay and buy a digital breathalyzer from Hong Kong.”
In other news, I recently bought a digital breathalyzer from Hong Kong.
Badly Selling Bumperstickers
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Oh, Humorous Portions of Conversation!
Kate: Stop crushing my dreams! Jake: Stop having crushable dreams!
Emily: Do you know a good place to get Chuck Taylors for really cheap? Jake: You could go back to 1993 and steal them off someone. Emily: I would, but I can’t find the right size flux capacitor for my time machine. It’s always that one last part, you know?
Emily R: Were you ever a juvenile delinquent? Jake: No, not...
Point/Counterpoint: Owning a Car
Point: Not having a car is awesome in winter because then you don’t have to dig it out every single time it snows and you don’t have to worry about evading the tickets that come with parking on snowplow routes.
Counterpoint: You still have to dig out cars belonging to girlfriends, friends, roommates, neighbors, and random civilians.