January 2012
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I dipped my roommate’s hand in a bag of raisins and he shit the bed.
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December 2011
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If I told you how many mornings I woke up with the tune from “It’s Gonna Be Me” by ‘N Sync or “A Whole New World” from Aladdin in my head, I wouldn’t because it’s staggeringly high.
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Punched Out: The Life and Death of a Hockey... →
Say you were 6’ 7” and almost 300 lbs, and someone told you they would give you a million dollars a year for playing three to five minutes a game, defending your teammates. Would you take the money— enough to set you and your family up for the rest of your life?
What if you had no backup plan? You don’t have a degree. All you have is hockey and hockey will only have you if...
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November 2011
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October 2011
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It is taking FOREVER to load iOS 5 on my Zune.
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September 2011
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I saw Pete Townshend walking around Alpine Valley in a safari hat yesterday. NOT SURE HOW NIGHT 2 WILL BE BETTER.
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August 2011
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Agreeing to be the Drummer for this Poison Tribute... →
The only time I ever like things that I’ve written is when I find them after forgetting about them for so long, that it feels like I’m reading someone else’s work. At that point, I can stop picking it apart and laugh at it like a true narcissist!
Fun fact: a few days after this went up, the actual drummer of the actual Poison tribute band I had seen that weekend sent me a mean...
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July 2011
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Know what's funny?
bobbypinsandlighters:
Watching your roommates go through every episode of Breaking Bad in the three months you’ve lived together and anxiously count down until the season premiere, even making Heisenburgers the night of.
Even funnier? Watching them realize we don’t get AMC.
Anyone looking for a place to live? Just had a room open up.
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Last chance to donate to charity and make me jump... →
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welcometothisblogbitch answered your question: If you could pick one deceased artist, be it musician or actor, to bring back to life for exactly 15 years: who would it be?
Amy Winehouse