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Don’t Break The Needle - J. Roddy Walston & the Business

Fair warning, internet. It’s the last chance to get in on this band at the ground level before they go to SXSW this spring.

“If the Bible Belt had soccer hooligans, J Roddy would compose their hymns. Imagine Animal the Muppet playing piano and you’re getting close.

Legions of “J-Rowdies” scattered throughout the Continental US eagerly await the arrival of Roddy Walston and The Business to the local roadhouse for a one-of-a-kind religious experience, one known for its redemptive atmosphere, melodies that all but dare women to keep their tops on, and adrenaline-fueled grooves which can even get the toes tapping on a tone deaf corpse.”

(Source: jroddywalstonandthebusiness.com)

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If you still have me on a mailing list from when I spent twelve minutes writing in NYC, and you offer me a review copy of a book, I will always say yes before reading the title. Always.

If you still have me on a mailing list from when I spent twelve minutes writing in NYC, and you offer me a review copy of a book, I will always say yes before reading the title. Always.

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I dipped my roommate’s hand in a bag of raisins and he shit the bed.

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Previous Stanhope quotes placed on cute animals
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Always Be Your Man - Farewell Milwaukee

Minnesota has more to its musical scene than Prince, Semisonic, Soul Asylum, and The Replacements.

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I’m single!

I’m single!

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This is the diner where Charlie Conway’s mom worked in The Mighty Ducks.

This is the diner where Charlie Conway’s mom worked in The Mighty Ducks.

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I’m the one in the middle of the floor next to the four couples I went with, jumping up and down and singing loudly with lots of Coors Light inside of me.

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My roommate made me a neat painting of cool song lyrics.

My roommate made me a neat painting of cool song lyrics.

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