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A fun game to play with friends
You: Do you know who is playing the Super Bowl halftime show this year?
Person: Who?
You: Yup!
Birthday
I know everyone probably remembered this year, but for some of you forgetful nancies, my birthday is on Thursday (this Thursday, November 26th)! While the rest of the country will be celebrating this wonderful anniversary of my worldly entrance with turkeys, football, and tense family moments— I know that you are probably sitting in your dimly lit den wondering what to get me.
Well, here’s one thing not to get me: Collective Soul’s greatest hits CD. Why? Normally this would be a fantastic gift; anything with “The World I Know” AND “Shine” on it is a slam dunk when it comes to thoughtful gifts. But that’s why I’m telling you that I just bought it for $6.99.
So. Let’s all reduce the confusion and please refrain from getting “7even Year Itch” for my birthday. (My birthday, which is this Thursday.)
This is a conversation I had today
Me: Do you need a car charger for this phone today, sir?
Blind guy: No.
Today I saw a guy with a really heavy duty New York Yankees jacket. It was embroidered with all of their different championships and evolution of the team’s logos over the years. Then in big cursive letters it said “26 World Championships.”
So yeah, the rest of the world doesn’t really care that New York won another World Series tonight. But hey, at least that jerk needs to buy a new jacket.
Artifact
Of all of the museums I have been to in my life and of all of historical items I have been in the presence of, this is the most sacred.
It is the actual scoreboard used in The Mighty Ducks.
![Guy #1: Hey, you should get something extreme painted on the back of your truck.
Guy #2: Good idea. But what would I ever get to make it worthwhile to depreciate the value of my new car ten-fold?
Guy #1: I don’t know. Maybe a custom paint job of some ferocious carnivores.
Guy #2: Like a lion.
Guy #1: Too safari. Something from middle America.
Guy #2: A T-rex?
Guy #1: Nah, too extinct.
Guy #2: … Wait a second!
Guy #1 & Guy #2 [in perfect unison while completing a jumping high five]: TIMBERWOLVES!](http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krty55HYCi1qznaxbo1_400.jpg)
Guy #1: Hey, you should get something extreme painted on the back of your truck.
Guy #2: Good idea. But what would I ever get to make it worthwhile to depreciate the value of my new car ten-fold?
Guy #1: I don’t know. Maybe a custom paint job of some ferocious carnivores.
Guy #2: Like a lion.
Guy #1: Too safari. Something from middle America.
Guy #2: A T-rex?
Guy #1: Nah, too extinct.
Guy #2: … Wait a second!
Guy #1 & Guy #2 [in perfect unison while completing a jumping high five]: TIMBERWOLVES!
